If you are in a traffic accident as a foreigner, it is always your fault.
You will get a ticket if you attempt a Chinese fire drill.
Single file lines are simply a figment of the imagination.
When you attend a soccer game, it is imperative you understand you will be sharing your seat with three other people.
If someone asks to touch your "eye bush" do not be concerned. They merely want to feel your eyelashes.
It is common for a 12-passenger-city transportation-van to hold 20.
It is common for a beggar to practice auctioneering skills with foreigners… "10 birr… Okay, 5 birr… Okay, 1 birr… Okay, coins." This continues until you invest.
It is common for foreigners to have mental and emotional breakdowns in the post office.
Copyright laws do not exist here. So do not fill yourself with false hope when you see "Sally Beauty Supply", "Home Depot", or "Burger Queen". Yes, Burger Queen.
Lanes and street signs are only small suggestions.
If you expect to receive e-mails in a timely manner, you are an idiot.
If you spend your time trying to make sense of things here, you will die ignorant. Therefore, it is crucial you avoid the question "why?"
at all times.
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The insight on the "eye bush" made me laugh out loud! Take Care!
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